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vicholas:

vicholas:

Everyday I log into this site and people force me to think about Star Wars

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golfgalaxy:

golfgalaxy:

fckin:

fckin:

i just got arrested for being too ugly

can someone come bail me out

on my way!

can someone come bail me out

(via teenagerposts)

purrrcrastination:

being an art major talking to your friends in different majors like

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Originally posted by tomatthefarm

(via marching-band-plot-twist)

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

addictivkisses15-blog:

entermyvoidd:

oceanwhales:

astrologin:

casuallyhardcoreimagines:

playtime-and-pastels:

smileitspaul:

ricanass:

stalkerazzi365:

theroyalblogofcocks:

letmeseeyourdicks:

yess-dadddy:

shadyqueencentral:

irosefromthedead:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

Scrolled past but got paranoid

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EU TE AMO MÃE 

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

These posts blows it but not risking it 🤷🏽‍♀️

(via lotsofpiercings)

lameborghini:

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

(via teenagerposts)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

listen if you think someone is cool and you dig their energy you just have to tell them, because that’s the kind of stuff you remember a thousand times longer than somebody complimenting your hair or whatever. tonight I told a girl from my theory class that I like her analytical approach and she bounced back at me saying she digs my feminine energy and how she gets the vibe that, to my core, I exist to uplift women and I damn near cried. tell people what resonates about them. be real. help each other feel seen.

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roqo:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

I have a friend who is fluent in French, Spanish, and English, but she didn’t want to learn a new language during high school so she took French and pretended she didn’t know it. Long story short, her first year didn’t count because the principal found out so he made her take Spanish and when I walked her to Spanish on the first day, she walked in and said, “Hoe-La uh-me-goats!” And personally I believe she might pull this off

Update: after two weeks of pulling it off, the teacher asked her to read something in Spanish and she forgot that she was supposed to sound inexperienced, so she read the whole thing in perfect Spanish. Her counselor is now considering transferring her to German

Legend

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